Why does this site look like this? Because I never had the cash to spring on one of those snazzy amber displays. So, I'm stuck with green screen. ;-)
Really, you couldn't come up with something prettier than this?! That's probably accurate.
You can't even try? Dude, I hate web crap. You're lucky even this much is here.
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